buttered

The idea of being "butt hurt" about something, but buttered is what it sounds like if you say it fast.

Gosh, Nick is so buttered about Tim not inviting him over with everyone else.

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Peters Township

A suburb of Pittsburgh, PA. People are pretty snobby and think they are the shit, and that they are richer than they actually are. It's still pretty beat though. PTHS has an amazing student section, and pretty good sports teams. There are parties every weekend that are pretty dec. Peters kids know how to have a sweet time.

At Peters Township sporting events this is often heard:
"Our Dad's
Your Boss"

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Duty Before Booty

When you're on the job and you cannot go messing with the hot chicks around you. This is to make sure one's mind is really on the job.

Guy 1: Dude go talk to those hot chicks!
Guy 2: Man... I can't... duty before booty, you know?

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Adam Au

Adam Au is the best human being ever excised. There won't be any further explanation for that as you can find all positive words in the dictionary. All words that fit a good, kind, healthy, polite...... person can be applied in Adam's case.

Adam's friends made a poem for him :

Adam Au is the greatest,
He is the best,
Adam is genius who is blessed,
He is helpful, kind and friendly,
The finest man entirely.

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The Great Gazoo

derived from a mistaken pronunciation of the last name "Gazo" which developed into the nickname of superb hockey player in Grand Valley, Ontario named Nik Gazo

"Another great performance by the Great Gazoo"

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Vagina

my breakfast

This morning I ate my gf's vagina.

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super soaker

A really big wet dream. Not just big either...super big. The type of thing you brag about to everyone you know.

Jimmy: "Hey mom, guess what! I had a super soaker last night, I woke up with a giant cum-beard and my belly was wet. I can't wait to tell everyone!"

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