bed job

when someone is so desperate for sex that they start to hump their bed pretending it is a real person.

OR

they are practising their moves on the bed by themselves to get ready for later tonight

"hmmm.. i think i might bed job to get in the mood"

OR

"i cant score with anyone! :( *sighs* guess ill just bed job"

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kerrang

A really bad hard rock/metal/emo magazine and TV channel for 14 year old imbeciles. Slipknot and Green Day are on the cover every other week and the English used in the reviews is equivalent to that of a 7 year old retarded Mexicans. The music channel plays emo crap day in and day out and almost NEVER changes the play list. Slipknot and Linkin Park are on about once every 12 minutes.

Kerrang is the worst of all British music channels.

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Flux Of Pink Indians

Flux Of Pink Indians were a popular anarcho-punk band that originated in the 1980's, and were signed to Crass records, the record label of influential anarhco-punk band Crass. Flux Of Pink Indians played with the likes of Crass, Anthrax (UK), Conflict, and the early Chumbawumba.

Flux Of Pink Indians sure are great!

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Bitch Please

A response used when someone says something stupid or when somebody tries you.

"I want you to eat me out". The guy responds, "Bitch please".

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Trucker

An often picked on, misunderstood profession that's thankless, that's VERY important. Often filled with steering wheel holders who have no real talent. But those people are a minority not the majority. Some times this profession is filled with cut throat companies who under pay drivers. But the truth is nothing would be able to function normally with trucks that includes our military.

Without trucks/truckers America STOPS!
Make the CDL test HARDER and get rid of the wannabe Truckers!

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Libertyville

Typical Northwest Chicago Suburb. Wealthy enough to look down on other suburbs (especially Mundelein), while still believing they are "down to earth" because they are not as rich as Lake Forest. Residents will often remind you that Libertyville is better than your town, often followed up with "we don't do THAT in Libertyville, we do it THIS way." The guys are the cookie cutter Dave Matthews band followers. They wear expensive sandals, sporting a $50 haircut made to look "shaggy", smoking lots of pot, and claiming to be hippies while being die-hard republicans without really knowing why or following politics. The girls are devastatingly sheltered, but think they understand racism because "there was a black kid that went to my high school". They can be heard saying, "we like totally have minorities too just like anywhere else. Like my doctor is totally Indian and my psychiatrist is Chinese or something."

"Oh my GOD, you would NEVER see that in Libertyville!"

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Fuck you gumby

The response to any frustration in life. Gumby can be blamed for anything, and everything. The ultimate response.

*Gets an F on finals*
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY

Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY

*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY

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