Gimme Mine

To pull the hand across the back of one's neck while applying heavy pressure in a ripping method after they say something unintelligent or ridiculous.

Typically played as a never-ending game while in school. When someone says something dumb, simply "get yours" while saying loudly "GIMME MINE" or "GIMME MINES" or "OOOOOH...I GOTTA GET MINE ON THAT ONE".

1. Tony: Man did you see the Super Bowl? The Eagles put a whooping on the Patriots.
Frank: OOOOH...GIMME MINE YOU STUPID S.O.B.!

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brogasm

The feeling you get when you are with, or are thinking about, a large number of bros at one time. Or doing a number of extremely fratty, quasi-gay acts. When a culmination of broments arouse you to the point of a brogasm.

I just had the biggest brogasm after we all took our shirts off, sang the lyrics to 'Pour Some Sugar On Me', and chest bumped each other.

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quebec

A PROVINCE of Canada, which it's population is (sadly) generalized as patriotic.
The Québécois (population) are not all against learning english, and do not all want Quebec to become a country.

Quebec is a beautiful province with great nature and great cities such as Montreal.

Quebecois are party and family people, kinda like italians.
Though replace the spaghetti with Poutine, and the wine with beer.

Québécois : tabarn*ck!
Stranger : Wtf is that?
Québécois : Want a beer?
Stranger : SURE!

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mcdonalds

When using the bathroom in McDonalds, be sure to flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen.

I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.

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G spot Hitters

An affiliated yet organized group of washers native to safeway region of mill valley california. The alleged "g spot hitters" love to smoke ciggarettes, drop out of highschool, and pick up on the freshmen girls before the pubes get to them.

tam kid 1: yo fool my mansion is open tonite im tryna have the raw beer pong func. invite all the homies
tam kid 2: even the g spot hitters?
tam kid 1: hell nooo!!

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T

Tension
Torque. Torque = Force (cross) Radius
(cross) means that the force must be perpendicular to the radius or you must use the component of the force which is perpendicular to the radius.

The tension in this string is infinite because you are hanging from it you fat person.

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shitware

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.

Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.

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