Bumped

To be left out or left on your own by a group of people

Person 1: Did nobody tell you about that party?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: You've been Bumped!

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Bumped

To have a a party or social gathering and the police show up. ; shut down.

Todd: "Hey you going to Maria's house tonight?"

Jake: "No way man, it's definitely going to get bumped."

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Bumped

1. Getting the raw end of the deal. Usually short changed by some cheap barmaid. The word is an utterance of injustice, like some kind of 1980's victim shit.

2. Convincing a girl that anal sex is a pretty good idea. Usually with the aid of some sort of drug/alchol. These slick bastards tell the girl 'its going to be alright' and 'i'll be gentle' and 'it's just another expierence, you like expierences right?'

3. Pimp talk for making your woman work all day and night and giving her nothing in return, except maybe a spanked ass and a cheese burger.

Missy: He's such a cheap bastard, i work 9-to-5 and come home to shit... i'm so getting bumped.'

Dave: 'Sheila is drunk as hell... she's gonna get bumped tonight.'

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bump bump

An onomatopoetic phrase stated out loud when one has a boner.

Typically, the second 'bump' is stated with higher inflection, and the volume of the phrase is representative on how raging the boner is.

The phrase can also be used in general situations of extreme happiness.

After seeing a tall blonde girl with huge tits walk past you while sitting on the park bench with a couple of buddies: "bump bump"

"Hey bro, I just saw that hot ging at that party, and I totally bump bumped."

"Tiger Woods just won the tournament, our douchebag varsity golf roommate Patrick probably just bump bumped."

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bump-bump

The phonetic representation of the feeling one gets when falling in love with a girl. The word is used an outburst, or a pet name to a loved one. It should not be used to label the feeling, only to express that one is feeling it.

(Saying bump-bump should sound like a heartbeat from a delicate voice.)

Person 1: I was just looking into your eyes and, bump-bump, I think I fell in love with you more deeply!

Person 2: Oh lord! You're mushy!

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bump that

To say, forget that, get rid of that, thats stupid, thats a terrible idea, ect.

Me:"Hey, lets go to the mall."
Brandon:"Man, bump that."

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this bumps

It’s a jam, u fuck with it, lit song

*listening to dedication 6*

Person 1: shit bro this bumps
Person 2: hell yeh it’s fresh as fuck

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