Theta Tau

An engineering frat who likes the pretend they are better than everyone else. They couldn't get into real frats. They also act as though they are better than real frats. No frat associates with them. Usually the butt of a joke. The people in it also have never had sex, so they often touch each other.

Guy1: do you know someone in theta tau
Guy2: yeah they are a cuck

Civil Engineer

Someone who sucks at every other engineering, so they spend their life looking at parking lots and talking about cement. They are often mistaken for traffic cones. However they do like complaining about how hard their life is as an engineer. However, their course load is nothing like a true engineer. They are the bros of engineering.

Guy1: see him over there, hes a civil engineer. He does nothing all day but dreams of concrete.

Girl1: yeah he just mansplained what addition is to me. But then he did it wrong.

cockblock Luke

He asks you every morning for eggs when youre having sex

Luke: eg?
Me: hey Siri play cockblocker from slut pop Miami

Also me: hes such a cockblock Luke