nosejob

The act of performing oral sex on one's nose. Quite literally, blowing their nose.

I gave Laine a nosejob until she sneezed all over my face.

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get surgical

Acting with a combination of precision and intensity. Often performing small tasks.

Jackson's about to get surgical on that gyro sandwich.

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washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

ookie dookie

A variation on the popular game ookie cookie.

A bunch of guys stand in a circle with a dookie in the middle. and then they all have to ejaculate onto the dookie and the last guy to cum has to eat it. Hence the "ookie".

Gabe, Josh, and Jackson came over, and we engaged in a spirited round of ookie dookie.

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omarosa

An unlikely ally. A friend by way of sharing a common enemy.

I don't like really like that guy, but after seeing him stand up to that bully, he's my omarosa.

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Warm Take

A mildly hot take. A non-controversial and inoffensive opinion.

My warm take is that President Trump is not the best President we've ever had.

quantum leap

Getting intoxicated to the point of waking up in another time and place

I drank a couple Harvey Wallbangers, and things got out of hand. Next thing I know, I had quantum leaped and woke up on the floor of a bank.

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