shitbreze

when some takes a shit in your bathroom then sprays air freshener after, and you can still smell their shit but it just has a shit/flowery odor.

Bob: Man Jim did you just take a shit

Jim: Well yea but at least i sprayed (air freshener)

Bob: I don't care if you sprayed it still spells like shit, just mountain fresh shit now

its like you sprayed some shitbreze or something every fucking where!!!!

Jim: Well sorry

Bob: You should be. A man should never have to smell another man's shit.

booger paper

when you run out of tissue to blow your nose so you use a piece of paper. preferably lined. hence booger paper.

Bob: Shit we're out of klenex!
John: Its okay man just use some paper.
Tim: Haha. You mean booger paper :)

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