Condom

A piece of latex that is put on man's penis to prevent a child and women who will steal your money for 18 years.

*people on mary*

woman: "he is yo child1 I am 5000% sure!
man: "he ain't mine, I was wearing a condom!"
woman: "you owe me some child support you deadbeat!"
mary: "in the case of the little baby, sir, you are not the father."
woman: *runs of stage crying*

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