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Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.

Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

by urbanmacgyver October 10, 2010

12👍 16👎


breaking bad

To break the previous level of bad. For a situation that has already hit the fan but still maneges to get much more worse.

Tom: Did you hear what ryan did?

Louis: No,what?

Tom: He had a warrent out for unpaid parking tickets,and,originally, he would have just gotten house arrest and probation.

Louis: Man thats bad

Tom: It gets worst; the cops turned over his car and found weed, coke, and a hand grenade!Motherfucker's gonna get 5 to 10 now!

Louis: 5 too 10! Thats worse then bad,Thats breaking bad!

by urbanmacgyver June 19, 2011

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Lay Waste Too Yourself

To lay waste to one self means to shit your pants

John: Dude whats that smell, did you just Lay Waste Too Yourself.

Arnold: Damn Skippy!

John: Were in public you sick sunava bitch!

by urbanmacgyver May 24, 2009

3👍 10👎


K Kardashian

A dumb hore who's essentially worthless

Mike: Did you hear hear that fat racist bitch amy talking crap about chinease people

George: Yeah, she hasn't even met a chinease person

Mike: Wow, so she's saying shit for shock value. that bitch's a total K Kardashian

by urbanmacgyver February 10, 2011

8👍 11👎


Ghetto Run

The act of running with stolen goods under both arms. And instead of taking small steps you take long strides.

Ronny: Hey look!

Ethan: What...Oh Its that crack head from the ghetto. running with some speakers. yup he's doing the Ghetto Run.

Ronny: yup. Those look a little like my speakers... Oh shit get him!

by urbanmacgyver July 29, 2009


Standing Ovation

A real large erection

Tony: Dude when Sarah was grinding me I gave one hell of a Standing Ovation

by urbanmacgyver September 23, 2009

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Ghetto Guns

Guns commonly seen in the hands of gangsters and ghetto people. Uzi's,Ak's,MAC-10's,Tec-9's,AR-15's,Glock's,Desert eagles,ect.

David: Yo man I just got the H&k 416

William: Oh yeah, well I just got the AA-12

Jose: Hey guys my cousin just got shot so I got his grease gun

David: Seriously Dude, thats some world war II bullshit.

Jose: I also got a glock

William: What generation?

Jose: First

David: Enough with these Ghetto Guns dude.

by urbanmacgyver May 31, 2010

19👍 19👎