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Hump and Jump

The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.

"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.

by urbansplatt April 17, 2018


The outfields

A pair of sunglasses that are clearly made to only be worn while playing baseball

*JL is driving and wearing sporty sunglasses*
“Damn dude, JL is rocking the outfields and he’s not even on the field”

by urbansplatt July 27, 2019


A stanky one

An attractive girl that is raunchy and down to party

*A slow and uneventful night is developing*
“Damn, dude I need a stanky one

by urbansplatt July 27, 2019


Debatle

When you’re drunk, and try to typedebatable’, but you type debatle

“Dude, MK is your chick
“That’s debatle

by urbansplatt July 27, 2019


Bite sized snack

A female that is petite and attractive

*A tiny, cute girl walks into the bar*
Damn dude she’s lookin like a bite sized snack

by urbansplatt July 27, 2019


Different Schedules

The occurrence of when the girl is wet, but the guy isn’t hard. Then when a guy gets hard, but the girl isn’t wet.

“Alright, turn over.”
“Oh, now you decide to get rock hard?”

“Ugh, we’re just on different schedules

by urbansplatt July 20, 2019


Right

When someone says something that is obviously a correct statement

“Dude, CJ is lookin like a snack tonight”
Right, right

by urbansplatt July 27, 2019