collateral invite

When you extend an invite to a group of people in a room and there are people there you don't want to invite, but have to because it's the polite thing to do.

A: what the hell is he/she doing here?

B: collateral invite.

A: oh. i'm sorry.

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accidental sex

Having sex with someone when you honestly didn't intend to, or are trying not to. Not always a bad thing and is no big deal because 'hey, accidents happen'.

I went over to my ex's place to drop off some stuff last night. We got talking, one thing led to another and we had accidental sex.

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