February 22

People born on this day are superior in pretty much every aspect. George Washington? Steve Irwin? Guess what birthday they had. This isn't your mother's birthday. Unless it is, in which case happy birthday to her. She's probably the baddest bitch at the soccer camp pickup lines.

Holy shit bro, you're incredible!
Thanks bro, kinda comes with the territory of being born on February 22.
Damn straight. Sucks that I was born in March like any old loser...