peot

a typo-I mean ✨ anagram ✨ of my best friend when she claimed she could become a poet. Shakespearin level of tragic irony...

"Me 🤝 carrer as an peot😪" - my dumbass but lovely friend (she's just slow)

terliking

"Terlik" describes the Turkish word for slipper. To terlik sb. is the act of throwing said slipper at someone.

(to) terlik, terliked, terloken

example usage:
I like to terlik idiots

Damn she really is terliking that brat!
I terliked my kids yk.
I got terloken as a child.