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Leah

obsessed with parmesan, michael bublé, christmas, and Disney
and is very probably a raging bisexual

Leah: *incoherent singing along to michael bublé christmas music and crying while eating pasta drowning in parmesan*

by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 13, 2021


Sophia

Lover of milfs, probably a raging lesbian or bisexual.
Absolutely pog skating skills
Style is absolute chefs kiss.
Probably hide in the stalls at school to take fit pics cause why not.

Oh my god.. Sophia is down bad for milfs..

by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 13, 2021

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Oliver

Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.

Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.

Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7

Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?

by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 13, 2021


Oliver

Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.

Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.

Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7

Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?

by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 13, 2021