tyler

A SUPER fat ass that has a tiny dick and he can't even see it!
Very bad with girls and had an ugly long blonde haircut. HE wishes he could suck his own dick and get a girlfriend but is to lazy and fat to try either one. A amazing gross slob that can't wipe his own ass!

Why are you being such a tyler, you fat fuck!

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Sandy Clam

A sandy clam; given to a girl after sex on the beach or sandy area. After sex, the females partner throws sand onto the moist sand box (vagina). Thus creating a "sandy clam" such as a clam in the sand at the beach.

Bro, I gave that bitch a sandy clam last night and got smacked in the face.

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