andy

a man who drinks a lot of breakfast no no juice and finds a rope and stool and a nice ceiling and did the hangmans dance

guy 1: hey what ever happened to our friend brandon?
guy 2: oh yeah he pulled an andy last night!
guy 1: ah! that explains it! what a silly guy!

Patrick

loves milk so much hes been gone for 6 years on a mission to find the perfect one to bring home

daughter: mommy where did dad go?
mother: ph ur dad, patrick, loves milk