Stand and Scour

When a man uses his urine to clean any smears or debris from the inside of the toilet bowl.

Roommate: Sorry dude, I left some shit smears in the toilet bowl.
Guy: Don't worry about it, I'll do a stand and scour.

Shatosphere

The aura surrounding the area of space where someone has recently farted.

Buddy: *cough* *cough* aww, what the f**k!
Friend: What's up?
Buddy: I just walked through someone's f**king shatosphere!

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