Zimmy

Zimmy's the GOAT. He knows everyone and everyone loves him. He's a beast and can lift more than any of his bros. He's a big body and will absolutely destroy anyone in whatever sport he wants. He's attractive as fuck and gets every girl there is. He has a natural sense of leadership and carries confidence and charisma wherever he goes. He's the funniest man I know and he knows just how to get everyone to laugh. He also cares a lot about his friends and is not a fuck boy no matter how many hookups he's had. He's the realist man I know and he's very genuine. When Zimmy walks into a bar, the strippers stuff dollar bills down his fuckin pants.

"Dude, is that Zimmy? Thats a beast right there." - Barack Obama
"Omg Zimmy's so fuckin hot Im gonna bang him" - Riley Reid
"Zimbo's the GOAT" - Kanye West