Friend that’s a girl

When you don’t want to call your female Acquaintance your girlfriend.

Mom: honey, have you made any friends today?
Son: only one. She is my new friend that’s a girl!

Since the boy didn’t want to call his new friend his girlfriend, he called her his “friend that’s a girl”

alligator grip

When someone has the suction similar to the mouth of an alligator when giving head, this is called alligator grip. Similar to gorilla grip

1: How was that head last night?
2: Amazing!!! She sucked so hard she had that alligator grip!!!

F.L.T.C.

Friendly Local Trash Cans

Friend one: Hey Kendall, where are you gonna put that garbage?!?!
Friend two: I’ll put it in one of our many F.L.T.C.’s!
Friend one: A what??
Friend two: A friendly local trash can!!