chippy

a chippy is someone who is a good mate of yours. you call em chippy but you don’t remember why or how it started. what cannot happen is when someone who was pure bullying you in year seven fully walks up to you with their hair cut talking about dying it black because apparently is now “emo” calls you chippy

example uno

“emo”: hey chippy wha-
chippy: what did you just call me
“emo”: chippy, that’s your name chips chipperino chipchip chipeepee

chippy: fuck off

fake fag

someone who wants to fit in and be like everyone else so is now “bi” or “heteroflexable” all of a sudden without any deliberation or thought. absolute shambles

FAKE FAG: guys... i’m bi

ACTUAL FAG: you literally said you were straight for definite yesterday

FAKE FAG: yeah but i was thinking about it and decided i want to try and be *coughs* be bi

SHY TRANS: *pulls ACTUAL FAG to side* fake fag?

ACTUAL FAG: fake fag * shakes on it*

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