Randtopia

The perfect society envisioned by the Ayn Rand worshiper. In Randtopia, selfishness is the highest moral virtue, corporations are ennobled, capitalism is unfettered, all endeavors are privatized and for-profit, government does not exist (except for making war), there is no taxation, Socialism/Liberalism is banned, and if you're poor it's your own damn fault.

The Tea Parties are the first step to transforming America into Randtopia!

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infromed

Misinformed, typically by Fox News or similar. From a sign seen at a Tea Party rally: "Thank you Fox News for keeping us infromed."

Guy 1: Obama's gonna take away my guns and force me to get gay-married!

Guy 2: Wow, sounds like you've been well-infromed.

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necrobating

Masturbating, knowingly or unknowingly, to pictures or video of a person who has passed away. (The pictures or video must have been taken while said person was alive, otherwise the act is sick instead of merely creepy.)

Ami Jordan died last week? Why didn't anyone tell me? Shit, that means I've been necrobating all this time!

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baby-eater

A liberal. So named because liberals are typically in favor of abortion.

those goddamn baby-eaters want the terrists to win!

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bubbery

The condition or quality of being a redneck. From an episode of "Squidbillies", in reference to Plumber Bubba, a Larry the Cable Guy type comedian.

You ain't no plumber, and I'm havin' serious doubts about your bubbery!

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Adkisson's Army

The vast network of militia members that has been planning to overthrow the American government since Obama was elected president. Includes disgruntled Bush supporters, Libertarian Party members, Ayn Rand fans and survivalists. Named after Jim D. Adkisson, who shot up a Unitarian Universalist church in Knoxville because it was full of his hated Liberals.

My brother's gone off the deep end since the election. He's become a footsoldier in Adkisson's Army.

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pink and blue

Artificial sweetener. So called because the most common brands, Sweet-n-Low and Equal, are available in pink and blue packets respectively.

You need any pink and blue for your coffee?

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