Chickenboxed

Getting blatantly disrespected by your friend/acquaintance during a smoke sesh or general getty.

Friend 1: “Yo pass that over here!”
Friend 2: “No, suck my dick. Fuck you.”
Friend 3: “Damn, you got chickenboxed

The Bus Theorum

A hypothesis developed by stoners that states: a blunt rolled with a doobie paper around it will be... dope. This is proven fact. It burns smooth and even, holds together and allows for more bud to pack! Hell yeah!

Me: Oh man, you bring those blunts?!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!