Pyjama Shark

Whether consciously aware of it or not, the pyjama shark is a metaphor or euphemism for an errant erect penis, escaping the unbuttoned cave of non-fastened pyjama crotches.
ALT: Of a person; someone who cruises hospital wards for sex.

1: ...and his pyjama shark was leaning out to see....
2: “That guy’ with the chocolates and flowers is a disgusting pyjama shark...”

Tattooine scavenger

Otherwise known as a Jawa Star Wars

Tattooine scavenger : otherwise known as a Jawa from the film series "Star Wars".

Also, co-opted to mean an individual attempting to retain anonymity whilst searching for "treasure" in unexpected places or information storage retrieval & dispersal.

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snid

Snid {noun)
(first heard by me in the south of England circa 1993)

Snid : the very smallest amount of something that can exist (for instance, a tiny smear of jam in a jar.

Alternatively: the last bit of a joint before the roach, so tiny it will inevitably end up tasting of cardboard.

Example: "There's only a snid of milk left"

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Ideonatomy

A unique personal anatomical quirk, disfunction or oddity. One's awareness of how our own body differs from the norm.
(Theoretical example: having more than one functional penis - with all the complications that could arise)
Must be physical/biological, not psychological.

(From above) "Due to the nature of my ideonatomy, I can urinate in two different directions at the same time."
Taken from "ideo" (ie: ideosyncratic) prefix and spliced with anatomy, dropping the initial "a" to make the contraction.