i love you

a typical phrase to describe your hatred for another but it is used to hide it discreetly so the particular other thinks you have a crush on them

Henrietta: i love you *growling*

mary: aw i love you too *a big snarl*
*the two break into fight*

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national shush day

national shush day is a a day in which anyone can be shushed especially teachers and people who think they are superior

mrs smith: YOUR NOT ALOUD TO WEAR THAT YOU ASSHOLE

jemima: shush.

mrs smith: WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO SHUSH
jemima: you. its national shush day.
mrs smith: OOPSIES IM SO SORRY I WILL SHUSH NOW