blue dentures

Old Blue Tooth technology, Or an old Blue Tooth, hence Blue Dentures..

Larry: Look at that dudes old Blue Tooth..
Fred: Yeah- Thats a blue dentures.

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m.a.p.d.

Mothers Against Paris Driving, or any other celebrity driving a vehicle after partying.

1. Anyone who think celebrities should stay with the limos, instead of pouring themsleves behind the wheel when out partying.
2. Mothers Against Paris Driving are raising money for Lindsay Lohan's limo driver.
3.No one wants to see Paris Driving. Even if her limo driver has the night off, she can afford a fuckin' cab!
4.The M.A.P.D. will find you...

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Going Lindsay

1.Driving while intoxicated.
2.Driving intoxicated, and smashing up your ride.
3.Driving intoxicated, smashing up your ride,then fleeing the scene. Leaving the Blow behind, opptional.

Frank: Phil left the bar mucho baracho.
Susan: I guess he's Going Lindsay?

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Going Lindsay

1.Driving while intoxicated.
2.Driving intoxicated, and smashing up your ride.
3.Driving intoxicated, smashing up your ride,then fleeing the scene. Leaving the Blow behind, opptional.

Frank: Phil left the bar mucho baracho.
Susan: I guess he's Going Lindsay?

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magic mailbox

Unexpected monies coming through the mail, just when you need it most. Via parents,grandma, etc...

Any IRS refund arriving early. This is due too the Magic Mailbox (Effect)...

College Student: My Parents sent me Hundred Bucks for no reason...

Roomate: Horay For the Magic Mailbox ! We have beer moneyfor the weekend...

Husband: Honey the IRS refund check came early...

Wife: Thank You Magic Mailbox... We can use the extra money for the dinner party this weekend.

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the hilton

Another name for prison. Made famous when Paris went to jail.

Welcome to jail Paris, (This is NOT UR Daddy's Hilton)
Or is it?
I just got busted for weed, I'm for sure going to the Hilton.

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free world

1: Anywhere outside the prison walls, freedom from prison.

1: Tony's release date from prison is next week,
and when he is back in the Free World he is gonna get
some real pussy.
2: Jennifer has been grounded for a month, and when
back to the Free World, she is going to the mall.

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