Dyson

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n1: A mediocre vacuum.

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n2: A short child with a man-bun; a kidmudgeon.

1: My Dyson is so old I am throwing it away.

2: Dyson is being so annoying I think I'm going to ball him into a sphere with a 16 inch diameter ball and punt him all the way into the exosphere!