bob

to lie, deceive or otherwise manipulate; to weasel your way out of something.

The more I love him, the more he bobs me into believing we're soulmates.
He totally bobbed his way out of that speeding ticket.

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harrymanthigh

a disgusting male, usually of a heterosexual nature, who demonstrates the nastiness of a pale, unshaven man thigh.

He stared at her breasts as he said, "I respect you," so she knew he was a just another harrymanthigh.

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