condomint

When you fuck a girl with a condom and her vagina feels fresh

Yo girl you trying to go home and commit an act of condomint.

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poop-n-pull

The act of masturbating while dropping a deuce. This shows the ability to multitask.

- I wonder what Phil is doing in the in the bathroom.

- He is probably doing the ol' poop-n-pull.

- Yeah, he was always good at multitasking.

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nastynest

Finding out that a girl has an extreme fur burger once she has been depantsed

After taking this girl home from the bar, she took off her pants and released the nastynest.

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Irish Kiss

the act of two bearded men, one being a ginger, rubbing beards/faces together.

When Seamus O'Flannery, a stout ginger man, saw his lost mate after a time he got extremely excited. In the past couple months Seamus's mate had grown a beard and they both knew it was time for some serious Irish kissing.

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release the kraken

When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.

When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"

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lip locked

This happens when a dude that has braces on his teeth is going down on a girl that is quite hairy in the nether lips and his braces get ensnared in her pubes, thus locking his face lips onto her downstairs lips.

-Hey, did you hear about Timmy?

-Yeah, I heard he went down on that random girl at the party, and they got lip locked.

-I guess that's why you need to check before you munch.

-True.

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Jumando

A girl with a Jumanji sized bush that goes commando; in other words, she doesn't wear any underwear. This type of girl is typically a hippie chick.

-Did you see that crazy hippie chick last night?

-Yeah, she totally went Jumando.

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