bolt ya steamer

get out of here you fucking halfwit storytelling drunken bum!

bullshitter: I've built a plane rode a fish and shagged a pony!
level headed gent, (from Glasgow) Fuckin Bolt Ya Steamer!

the doom

The feeling of utter doom after a heavy night on the booze. You fear you may have embarrassed yourself beyond redemption. Or done something you will live to regret.

Oh my god I have got the doom! I don't rememeber much, What did I get up to last night while drunk?

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