penis

1. Proof that evolution occured.

The penis baffles me. Why would a town planner combine the most commonly used waste disposal system with the pleasure centre? I renounce all religion!

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rainbow pash

Cunnilingus while the woman is on her period.
This is followed by an open mouth kiss which is ideally bloody.

Adam: I think i might be a vampire!
John: Why would you think that?
Adam: Jill requested I perform a rainbow pash on her last night and i quite enjoyed it.
Adam: Stop biting my neck!

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srsly

taking vowels out of words doesn't always make the cool.

Brent: srsly?
Angela: Taking vowels out of words doesn't always make them cool!

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playcism

A combination of the words "play" and "racism", it is the innocent and comical use of racism that ridicules people of racial minorities whilst avoiding the damaging legal reprocussions.
Is is most commonly used between friends.

Tara: "Are you going to get those black spots that Morgan Freeman has when you get older?"

Luke: "The playcism i endure *sighs*"

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