Wack the Worm

Another term for masturbating.

"Where's Kyle?" asked Max. "He's about to wack the worm like he always does." said Michael.

whistle'd

Getting sent the Josh Hutcherson Whistle meme

Mark: Hey, Peter, how's it going?
Peter: I got Whistle'd for the 6th time today, and I just woke up 3 hours ago!