Spicy Canton

Secret sexual position from the East, clearly revealing the Face of God in the woman's cunt hole.

Famous atheist Richard Dawkins writes his wife a Post-It, "I beg you Marian, don't reveal the secret of the Spicy Canton, it will ruin my career!"

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Sloppy Aardvark

During 69, a man sticks his tongue up another man's asshole, causing the guy getting rimmed to shit in his partner's mouth.

Prince Edward asks his butler: "But I thought a sloppy aardvark was between a man and a woman?"
Butler: "No, Your Highness, you are welcome to do it to me."

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half dig

Edinburgh , UK, slang for 3.5 grams of cocaine or heroin.

Hey Spud, spot us a half dig of that Peruvian Flake, you know I'm good for it.

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half dig

Scottish drug slang for 3.5 grams of cocaine or heroin.

Hey, Sick-Boy, spot us a half dig of Peruvian flake, you know I'm good for it, mate.

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Frankensteining

Get cheap clothes from a Thrift Shop to put together a new outfit from bits of dead people's wardrobes.

Hey, you seen Tina today? Bitch been frankensteining herself a new look so even her pimp don't recognise her.

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