The foul mouthed fowl who ,like Santa Clause, is fictional but is the real culprit of the fart that was released in your vicinity.
Related to the phrase, âdid you step on a duck?!â
Jorge: âJeezus Mary, Taylor! You really ripped a nasty fart. You know you shouldnât be eating garlic with that allergy issue you have!â
Taylor: â Dude, it wasnât me. It must of been Mr Quackers .â
A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .
(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)
Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!
Haley: Thatâs a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!
Giving a blow job through a glory hole whilst taking a shit
The stench was pretty brutal in stall 3 when the snake wizzard was in one hole and out the other. He sucked me dry and dumped his stinky load simultaneously. Febreeze anyone?!
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A phrase used to throw off the scent of an inquiring individual, while actually partaking in nefarious acts of debauchery.
(Nothing good happens after 2 am)
Jessica told us she was âdoing some things around the houseâ, when actually she was just doing Nick.
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Similar to a golden shower, however this is generally speaking, but not exclusively, a one person activity with little or no planning. Can be affiliated with post masterbation climax, rendering the individual somewhat debilitated. They would release their urine where they lay, therefore releasing a golden stream upon themself.
My roommate Noah ruined my parents couch when he unleashed a lazy river after pleasuring himself to the Nora the Explorer marathon.
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The act of dry humping to ejaculation upon another person whilst trying to remain celobate. The juices seep through to the other party causing a transfer of fluids to their body. Related to "soaking" by Mormons but less invasive.
Christian an I remain pure but have added seeping to our relationship.
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The low hanging lips of an overused vagina.
When she slid off her panties I saw her drapage hanging and knew she was no stranger to a cock
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