a very special breed tbh... is so disrespectful but is fantastic in bed. once you get in her tornado, there's no more escaping. if she catches you, you're hers for life. naturally is a whore but once you've tamed her she comes around. she loves dick but is easy to turn gay. has huge tits and fantastic body. personality depends on whether mercury is in retrograde or not. she makes good food
boy 1: woah caterina is so hot wtf i want her even tho she's so disrespectful
girl 1 aka me: chill she likes me now and she makes me spaghetti
boy 1: omg lucky you have a caterina!
this is how funny people laugh at things because itâs important to say no before laughing and this is a gay and cool thing
person1:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONWBANANANANANSNSBHAHQHQHABSBSBSBANAA
person 2: u are so cool