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(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in oneâs hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.
See also: Finger Licking Good
The real reason you donât see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.
(adjective)
1. The flavor of Velveeta after being used as a lubricant for purposes of sex or masturbation.
2. The sensation of sexual satisfaction after using Velveeta as a lubricant for sex, masturbation, or any of a number of penetrative acts.
I just rubbed one out that was finger licking good!
A hashtag used to indicate oneâs aversion to tall men or the act of objecting to them.
I managed to find an apartment with extra low ceilings. #notallmen
A fictitious Ivy League school referred to in the works of H.P. Lovecraft, located in the fictitious city of Arkham, Massachusetts, notable for possessing a copy of the Necronomicon within its library collections.
I was to be part of the unlucky team, sent by Miskatonic University to study and explore the Antarctic continent.
1. A bone, taken from raccoons before roasting, that is used by country folk as a tooth pick.
2. A bone present in most placental mammals, though not in humans, that is used to achieve or maintain an erection.
That hick sat there picking his teeth with a baculum.
A lesbian bar, especially one with a large selection of beers.
Weâll be heading to a portland pub to celebrate her coming out.
(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in oneâs hand.
See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.