Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.

pluggy

(adj) the feeling of constipation after receiving anal sex.

I’m feeling pluggy after meeting up with the guys last night.

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puppetry

(1) Sexual skill or prowess with the fingers inside an orifice, or
(2) Such an act, performed skillfully.

She does some great puppetry.

texas

(adj) Big and dumb

Watch out, that’s a texas wanker.

Velveeta

The most popular edible lubricant marketed by the Kraft Foods corporation as a food product. Popular for the distinctive “glop-glop” sounds it creates during sex, it is also a common cause of yeast infections.

Boomers always be busting out the velveeta before doing crazy shit with zucchinis.