stache venue

a really hip place to be. you'll know that you're in the coolest place in the world when you're surrounded by dudes with mustasches drinking pbr wearing american apparel v-necks.

first i saw a hoard of track bikes outside, then there was the incessant drone of a shitty noise band, it didn't take long until i realized i was at a total stache venue

2👍 4👎

hitler boots

when a long haired animal walks through shallow water and their wet fur clings to their lower legs, while the rest remains poofy, like classic reichswehr.

your dog just walked through a mud puddle, now he's got hitler boots

8👍 2👎