Griffin

Often one of your stupider friends; preferring to do stupid stunts while making himself look like a moron. Griffin is the reason why we can't have nice things. If a Griffin has a sister; she will be extremely attractive due to the Inverse Ugly Brothers law.

"Fuck, Griffin, this is why we can't have nice things."

"God dammit Griffin you're not a seagull horse for crying out loud."

"Damn if Griffin had a sister, i'd be all over that."

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