swordfish

A person who excels in a substantial amount of fuckheadedness or douchebaggery.

George Bush is a total Swordfish.
Agreed.

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2016 presidential election

A reality show where the winner gets access to the U.S. nuclear arsenal

I would like to put in a write in vote for anthony weiners dick-pic for the 2016 presidential election

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lunch pussy

Someone who refuses to go out to lunch with his or her co-workers and prefers to eat at their desk

Liz -- Hey Tony, want to go get sushi?
Tony -- No thanks, I'm just going to eat at my desk, I have work to do.
Liz -- God. You are such a lunch pussy.

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fuck it

To completely dismiss a fact of significant importance

I was going to use a condom, but Fuck it, when is the next time I'm gonna be in South Africa.

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spits when he talks

A phrase referring to a male who has no standards whatsoever in regards to whom he has sex with. A person who engages in the fucking of enormous fat bitches with big fucking baloney tits and big hairy pussies. Term is derived from the eminem lyric "I spit when i talk, I fuck everything that walks".

Man look at that cow Dave is taking home!
Yeah he spits when he talks.

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catfish

A male who waits until all the hot girls at the bar have left and then proceeds to hook up with the fattest ugliest skank that may or may not have herpes. The term refers to the catfish which is a bottom feeder and slurps up all the grime, fish poop, and dead waste at the bottom of the lake.

Hey Rob, look at that girl Dave is with, haha.
Holy shit that bitch is weights a deuce and a half.
Fucking catfish.

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knife fag

A person who plays Modern Warfare 2 and runs around stabbing everyone with a knife

I would enjoy playing online much more if is wasn't for those knife fag's

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