Wankers Cramp

A very deadly disease that kills 99.9% of all gay men. Large amounts of masturbation will eventually lead to wankers cramp. Symptoms include: swollen wrists, arm hurting, swollen penis and inability to use your hand.

Guy 1: Where is Fred today?
Guy 2: He went to the hospital
Guy 1: Wankers cramp?

Guy 1: Your gay
Guy 2: You have wankers cramp

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Rape a donkey

This is a term used when someone messes up on something or fails badly.

Guy 1: Crap, i got a F on that test
Guy 2: Yeah, you raped the donkey on that

Guy 1: Oh damn, someone stole my bike
Guy 2: Haha, shame. You raped the donkey
Guy1: Fuck you. Go rape a donkey.
Guy 2: Just cause you did

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