The exquisite feeling one gets on sipping really good tea that's reached the perfect temperature.
(Obvious combination of the words tea and orgasm.)
<sip> Ooh that's good! This Sainsbury Kenya blend nearly always gives me a teagasm.
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n., derogatory term for someone who thinks with his pelvis, acts in haste AND has really bad aim, resulting in idiotic and embarrassing multiple projectile-based injuries.
meme-derived from boingboing's article about violent sex between giant squid.
While attempting to rob a convenience store, Frank Loz was captured in hi-res on CC camera. His image was put on U-Toob within hours, where police and other viewers were amazed to discover that he had not been smart enough to don a ski mask. But what qualified him as a real sperm package was that he shot himself in the foot _seven times_, while trying to get his handgun out of his pants.