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The act a ruining a womans night with the lack of enthusiam and the unwillingness of your penis to perform well, if at all, and your fat belly and uncharming parts begin to show. Hence the woman is greatly pissed with unsatisaction and new found hate, yet feels sad she chose you on her own free will
She just asked him to take her home and Jeff said to her," I would dissapoint you all night long", she accepted and he did.
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When you have sex is a car outside a bar in vegas for so long that the pussy gets dried up and you already used up all your spit, so you grab the heineken that you walked out of the bar with and pour it on her butthole to try and get that last little bit of penetration in before its sealed dry shut, and it works for a second, before you pass out in the passenger seat. Then you wake up in the morning and piss heineken out your inflamed infected penis hole, and its not an STD.
I stuck my penis in a girls anus yesterday with the help of some skunky beer and now I have a Heinekurine infection. Its stinks.
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The act of poopin in your roomates cats litter box after you find a curdled feline terd on your pile of clothes in your closet and get so mad you squat in the hubblest of ways and poop on some fresh step, hoping the cat will be as offended as you were, but probably won't mind it and your roomate gets to handle the situation.
Jeff was just poopin in the litter box, cuz he was pissed off, and hates your nasty ass cats.
To wipe with a gurgling, strained and pathetic force your penis head across a womans depressed vagina lips, there in lies the pinkedness, whilst looking her in the eyes in a non impressed manner and assuming she wants to sleep on the loveseat afterwards due to the fact you don't drive, cant get her home and sleep on a couch yourself.
Jeffrey likes to smear the pink in the living room nightly.
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