pizza club

started by 3 of apopka’s most important figures, pizza club is an idealistic cult aiming to bring a slow death to power-hungry student governments and create good times for the community. notable events of the club’s include groufit friday and the cookout.

pizza club rules:
1 - don’t talk about pizza. pizza club is not based around the food, and as such, any attempt to say the word “pizza” without directly following it up with “club” is an offense best punished by banishment.
2 - shave your armpits. other body hair is fine, but armpit hair specifically is to be no longer than 0.5 inches in length. having armpit hairs longer than this is unacceptable and your pizza club membership will be revoked if you’re caught exceeding the limit.
3 - treat your fellow pizza club members as you would family. even if you don’t have a family or don’t like yours, it’s still expected that you treat your pizza club friends the same way you’d want to be treated.

important pizza club terms:
groufit - grey outfit. an outfit consisting of no colors other than grey, though which shade of it doesn’t matter.
brudda(s) - pizza club for brother(s).
sista(s) - pizza club for sister(s).

person 1: hey, are you going to the pizza club spring day?
person 2: hell yea, brudda! i shaved my armpits down to the bone just for it. don’t wanna get kicked out in front of everyone

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