anavar

Steroid popular in female bodybuilding and used by men for fast, lean muscle gain. Does not need to be followed by an anti-estrogen.

Yeah, I put on a quick, lean 15 pounds of muscle stacking HGH and anavar. Too bad my hair all fell out.

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bubble dancer

Creative was of saying dish washer.

"Tell that bubble dancer to finish the plates before service."

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gramp stamp

This is what a tramp stamp will be called in another 3 decades when all the girls with butteryfly and tribal tramp stamps are grandmothers.

Yeah, she thinks her tribal tramp stamp is cool now, but one day she'll have to explain her gramp stamp to her grandchildren.

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bindi

Red dot on an Indian womans forehead that lights up to indicate the Icee/Slurpie/Coffee in her convenience store is ready.

Look, the bindi is lit! Time for Cherry Coke and Curry Icee drinks!

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taco bell

Taco Bell is a fine purveyor of authentic, Mexican food. By understanding the menu you can speak to any person in Mexico. For example, "Yo queiro gorditas" will not only land you great eats but also the company of short, chubby girls that smell of fried ice cream.

"Man, I cannot believe the Mexican food in Mexico is so bad, I wish there was a Taco Bell to keep it real."
"I would like a Meximelt, STUFT gordita and a change of underwear, please."

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armchair executive chef

A person that, through watching Food Network, believes they are now qualified to edit menus, adjust restaurant recipes and provide advice to people that actually work in the Food and Beverage industry.
AEC for short.

Chef, I've got an AEC (Armchair Executive Chef) in the dining room that suggests we use Extra Virgin Olive Oil in the fryer.
Great, tell him his fried will be $48 dollars.

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zoolandlord

Agent for a male model.

I need that guy for my upcoming show in Paris.

Talk to his Zoolandlord.

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