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adoption shit

when you take the kind of shit that makes you want to adopt kids

Adoption shit: I just took a shit that made me want to ADOPT!

by vegetable_television December 26, 2011

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Invisi-bitch

The Wind

When you're on a motorcycle on the freeway and all of a sudden a big gust of Invisi-bitch blows you two lanes over, completely fucking unprovoked.

by vegetable_television February 10, 2009

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