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The drunken state of cholatey, creamy, and milky pleasure you have when you binge eat a shit ton Oreo's after a bad day
Today sucked, I'm going home and having an Oreo dump
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The name of a godlike mild mannered person who is the best friend you could ever have
whos your best friend? I got a vardy
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The act of shaving your body for a date, just in case sex that was not initially planned, happens anyways.
"Sorry I took so long, I was doing a precautionary shave for my date."