expalin

To explain something the way Sarah Palin would explain it (by not making any sense at all)

Nancy expalined banning abortion by saying "Well, Santa comes down a chimney but that doesn't make it a restaurant"

He went on to expalin global warming not being real by bringing a snowball inside

butt creek

A very wide butt crack

Jimmy's butt creak is so wide it's a butt creek