jumbo jack

a term for huge tits. especially huge bazongas.

Dude, did you see that hot girl last night. she had a gorgeous pair of jumbo jacks.

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polish navy

same as a mexican navy., another euphenism for turds in the toilet.

I sunk the polish navy after eating at Taco Bell.

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Q-Ball

Slang for a bald head on a white man. Named after the ball on the game pool, for the shining Q-ball.

1. After Vic got his head shaved, he sure had a Q-ball on him.

2. The man who works with me has a shining Q-ball, and it's like a runway beacon when it shines.

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DAS

acronym for Dead Ass Syndrome. Means you're too lazy to do anything.

My secretary's sister's husband has DAS.

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8-ball

slang for a bald black guy. opposite of Q-ball or runway beacon.

Chris's 8-ball always glistens as he enters the room.

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emery board

an object that women use to buff their nails with.

While I was dressing, Lydia was fidgeting her nails with her emery board.

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nipple woody

when the tip of the nipple hardens after freezing or interested in sex.

Lydia had a nipple woody after being in the frozen food section.

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