jellymommyuwu

jellymommyuwu is some idikdjkisjhvufdgcvsybc jda

i jut jellymommyuwued all over ur face dawg

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kazwire

the thing that saved us all from boredom in school

kid 1: am bored asf
kid 2: lets play geometry dash on kazwire or smth idk kys
kid 1: ok

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Mexican Gardener

The people the white ladies use for excuses to not be racist

John: Lady, your racist.
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die

rfedtcv bgfv b b mnnm

i bet 10000 baby sexes ur in school rn

carl: rfedtcv bgfv b b mnnm
brad: OH MY FUCKJING GOD WHAT THE FUCVKING FUCKING FUCKERY BAKERY NUTTIES ACORN SQUEIRL SHIT MOUSEPAD KEY DICKSHITTER 4420 APPLEBEANS SHITSAUCESTAINS IS THIS!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!???!????!?!?!??!?1?!??!?!??!?!??!
carl: school

nutballs

used like "Holy Shit execpt nutballs

Greg: bro i slept with his mom over 200 times
Josh: Holy nutballs dude wat da fuq

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Louisiana

this is the state were cool shit happens, but with downsides, on the plus you have over 500 cousins, half you will probably have sex with, we gopt alot of crawfish and were as south as it gets

downside: fucking hot as shit what the holy hell 125 degrees f what in the fucking fuck is this fuckery this is bullshit i wanna kms holy fucknuts

Hayden: bro im rom Louisiana
Some faggoit: That place sucks!
Hayden: *grabs a gun and shoots him 47 times in the head while also aggressively sexing him*

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Fagoline

An insult which mixes faggot and feline; basically calling someone a gay furry

Marcus: UwU
Edward: stfu you fagoline

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