Quasar

When you're shitting your brains out and suddenly you're simultaneously puking your guts out making you look like a human quasar; the embodiment of a massive and extremely remote celestial object, emitting exceptionally large amounts of energy, and typically having a starlike image in a telescope. It has been suggested that quasars contain massive black holes and may represent a stage in the evolution of some galaxies.

Tyrone was sitting, hunched over on the john (toilet) violently shitting his brains out after eating his girlfriend's raw fish. Then suddenly he began to explosively vomit at the same time spending the rest of the night as a quasar in the bathroom. He emitted massive amounts of energy out of his two gaping black holes.

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